I have a feeling Kafka was good at table tennis.- Crowther

"Hey all! That I fell into by mistake.I am feeling so fucking tired because it is late and it is bed time.Yay for the new video being up. Here are the rules: I just found this little news article while looking up reasons why Shakespeare is being banned in some schools.http://postsecret.blogspot.com/. 

1)It's okay to try new things.  This summer, I tried thai food, met new people, and I tried a different position at work.  It was a very interesting summer.

Of course I am the Bridget Jones without the dashing Mark Darcy being kind to her at a dinner party but I am Bridget Jones anyways.  This Is My Life, Rated.I quit my job at Chappys."

Take you first entries of every month of 2005 and put them together to create a parahraph which makes no sense.